Good morning ladies. How do you get a nun pregnant? In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.
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Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.
Did you hear about the celebrity murderer?
Old Chinese proverb:
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
You can drop them off anywhere.
The jokes are poor and often repeated.
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
Those are for pussies!
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Why did the group of Irish stare at the carton of orange juice?
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
Why was two piece swimsuit invented?